Birthday

FR509

FRONT: happy birthday!

INSIDE: on the upside, grey goes with everything.

Birthday

FR512

FRONT: birthday wishes

INSIDE: mine includes a pool boy, unlimited funds, and a guest house full of shoes. how about you?

Birthday

FR517

FRONT: happy, happy birthday!

INSIDE: congrats! you're one year closer to yelling at kids to get off your lawn

Birthday

FR522

FRONT: happy birthday!

INSIDE: i'd love to celebrate with you, but i'm pretty sure there's an early bird buffet you want to get to.

Birthday

FR523

FRONT: happy birthday

INSIDE: in lieu of singing "happy birthday" we opted for a rousing chorus of "the final countdown"

Anniversary

FR507

FRONT: happy anniversary!

INSIDE: let's do it again next year! and the year after that, and the year after that . . .

Anniversary

FR516

FRONT: happy anniversary!

INSIDE: now quit showing off, you make the rest of us look bad.

Baby

FR503

FRONT: hello baby girl!

INSIDE: glittery princess make-up not included, but coming soon!

Baby

FR505

FRONT: hello baby boy!

INSIDE: grass stains not included, but coming soon!

Baby

FR518

FRONT: welcome baby girl!

INSIDE: every princess needs a castle and a college fund.

Baby

FR519

FRONT: welcome baby boy!

INSIDE: the good news, they're only dangerous when they're awake!

Congratulations

FR502

FRONT: well done!

INSIDE: I'm so gee-golly-gosh-darn proud of you!

Friendship

FR501

FRONT: hello friend

INSIDE: you're the bestest ever!

Friendship

FR504

FRONT: thinking of you

INSIDE: because nothing else is even half as cool!

Friendship

FR511

FRONT: oh happy day!

INSIDE: i feel giddy inside!

Friendship

FR514

FRONT: missing you

INSIDE: i need you like a rainbow needs the sun.

Get Well

FR506

FRONT: feel better soon!

INSIDE: so we can have a-ton-o-fun later!

Love

FR500

FRONT: I love you

INSIDE: like peanut butter loves jelly!

Love

FR521

FRONT: I like you

INSIDE: in fact, we should get married, or at least have lunch

Sympathy

FR513

FRONT: with deep sympathy

INSIDE: here for you. absolutely, positively in every way.

Thank You

FR510

FRONT: huge thanks!

INSIDE: the only thing bigger than your help was my need.

Thank You

FR515

FRONT: thanks a bunch!

INSIDE: mom taught me to say please. you gave me a reason to say thank you!

Wedding

FR508

FRONT: congrats newlyweds!

INSIDE: now that two have become one, someone will need to learn how to compromise!

Wedding

FR520

FRONT: congrats newlyweds!

INSIDE: i know a great marriage when I see one. after all, i've had more than one.